How to let others care for your children in public

If you find it too much effort to look after your own children in public places, here is a helpful guide on how to let others care for your children in playgrounds or similar recreational spaces.

 

1. Distance yourself from your children (this is likely to be a smart move in any situation when you are out for the day with them).

2. Find a space where you can completely isolate yourself to secure your ‘Me Time’.

3. Under no circumstances should you return to your children whether they are:

  • Running riot
  • Destroying equipment, flowers or other children
  • Talking to strangers
  • Walking in front of cyclists or cars nearby
  • Poking a dog with a stick
  • Climbing the 12-foot-high rope walk
  • Screaming their head off because you gave them cola and gummies for breakfast.
  • Trying to balance on the centre of the fast spinning roundabout

4. Settle into a phone conversation, work on your tablet or do whatever comes naturally to self-absorb.

5. Calmly and secretly observe how others now take on your parental responsibilities.

6. Ensure you do not make eye contact with anyone who tries to identify the parents.

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Observe calmly and secretly

If you follow these simple steps, in no time at all you will find that other people will take responsibility in a misguided attempt to protect either your children or the surrounding environment.

When this happens, it is mission accomplished!

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